Hecc a shrek

When someone says this a baby dies.

"You know what keven, go hecc a shrek."

Kevin's daughter dies

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shrek sundae

Green hairy nutes smothered in mud toped with chopped shrek peeped and drizzled in creamy rich onion tasting cum

I love me a Shrek Sundae after sex

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Shrek Schlong

When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green

Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face

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shrek dick

A greenish looking dick

Boi get that ugly ass shrek dick away from me

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Shrek's swamp

The act of when you "eat" a female's ass and her shitting in the partners mouth.

The Shrek's swamp looked like ice cream in her mouth.

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Shrek 2

The best thing ever

Omg that is shrek 2

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Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.

Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.

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