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The amount of 12 oz beers you would have to consume in order to conduct intercourse with a woman. The scale would normally range from 0-15. 0 being the best and 15 being the worst.
Logan-It would take me 3 beers to bang that girl.
Wesley-I think it would take me 5 12 oz beers to have intercourse with that girl.
Sean-The woman beer scale doesn't go high enough for me to have intercourse with that.
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The Thomas Bradley scale is a measure of the tastiness of the ‘parmo’ based on the experiences of his eponymous founder - a prodigious and widely renowned consumer of the dish.
Bradley is widely known in the North East for his dedication to a parmo only diet - a commitment he maintained throughout his later years.
Mythology has it that Bradley often lavished himself with bottled Coca Cola which he would pour ravishingly over his face to remove the remnants of the Parmesan cheese.
“Hey Byson, you got a Parmo from Bueno last night, how are they?”
“They’re definitely an 8 on the Thomas Bradley scale La - they would have got his fingers going ten to the dozen.”
The E-Laugh Scale is a scale that compares what people type in on e-mails/text when they "laugh" to what they are really doing as they type it. The scale was developed after scientific research based upon people's real actions when they type in certain laughing abbreviations over the internet. The E-Laugh Scale is as follows:
1 - haha - sitting there staring at the screen, said only to make the other person feel good about their story.
2 - lol - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said could be accepted as funny, but doesn't really find it funny at all.
3 - lmao / lmfao - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said is a little hilarious and puts on a small and unnoticeable grin.
4 - LOL / LMAO / LMFAO - the person looks at the message, reads it over again to make sure he's reading it right, then leans back in his/her chair with a kind of big smile, because he thought it was a little more funny.
5 - HAHAHAHAHA - the person looks at the message and thinks its pretty funny, and begins to give a small, quiet laugh, because he thought what the other person said was just plain funny.
6 - LOLOLOLOL - the person thinks the message was pretty funny and gives a slightly louder, but short laugh.
7 - A combination of 4, 5, and 6 - the person thinks the message is very funny, and starts to laugh really hard.
a person is watching his friend text his girlfriend
(guy 1 types in "haha lol")
Guy 2: Dude you aren't even laughing, the E-Laugh Scale was right. LIAR!!"
Guy 1: STFU
The amount of beers a man has to drink before he beds a woman.
The hot girl in psych class has a Molson scale of 0 to 1, whereas your elderly grandmother has a Molson scale of 25.
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A scale used by some men in conversation about women rating how attractive a particular woman is. The ugliest being 1 and hottest being 10. Exact description of each number from 1-10 varies. One example is:
10 - "Will you marry me?"
9 - Stunning
8 - Beautiful/Gorgeous
7 - Cute/Pretty
6 - "She's 'ight"
5 - Average looking
4 - Below average
3 - Ugly
2 - Hidious
1 - "Kill it before it lays eggs!"
"On a scale of 1-10, what would you give her?"
"Hmm, I'll say she's a 7 at least, 9 on a good day."
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A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"
Man, I had to open the windows, cuz that was a 7.4 on the rectum scale!!
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For Normal Kids:
A- Amazing
B- Great
C- Fine
D- Not So Good or Below Average
F- Bad
Asian Kids:
A- Average
B- Below Average or Bad
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t come home
F- Find a new family
Guy: No wonder why Asians are so smart. The Asian Grading Scale is so strict
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