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A place where your social life starts AND ends. The place where you find your first crush, and your love. The place where you kick the hell out of the faggot for saying "BEAT IT BUCKO!" The place where you learn good morals and bad morals. The place that determines your job, and future life. The place where you learn useful and nonuseful things.
Kid 1: I like cookies.
Kid 2: I hate school.
Adult: I'm going to kick your whiney asses!!
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A place where you spend the first 18 years of your like taking it like a bitch from the school principal because you told your science teacher to screw his gay boyfriend, aka your maths teacher
"whats 1+1?"
"screw you, whore"
"RIGHT THATS IT TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH!"
*whip whip whip*
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a jail for kids so they can't play on the 360 for 6 or 7 hr. ever day
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A place that i don't want to be. Sitting in hard plastic chairs 7 hours a day in rows while a teacher talks nonstop or hands you a packet to work on. Most of the time you're too tired to even think so it's not really even worth while to be there. The worst part of a school day is hearing your alarm go off at 5:00 am 5 days a week. They need to realize that people cannot think when they're forced to wake up so early 5 days in a row!
" Dude, I am so tired out from school this week, i don't know how i'm gonna make it through friday"
" I know man, it's crazy. We should def have fridays off."
" I totally agree, but it will never happen :("
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An educational object where you in a smallest amount of time you'll get extremely depressed.
Mike sleeping: Ummmhmpf ....School? ...Umhahldp ....No ...NO ...NOOOO!!!
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Where the impressionable youth are indoctrinated to prepare them for exploitation by the established order.
The Man: Under the mores of the capitalist system you shall attend school. Through academic rewards and personal choice you will go forth and choose a suitable career, to which you shall persist for a substantial amount of time. A vast majority of the money you earn shall be given to the ruling class to keep us in power, and in return we shall sustain your need for this career so we can exploit you until such a time that your ailing health makes this practise immoral and you therefore become incapable of serving us. Once you retire you will no longer pose a threat to the system and our goal of keeping you blind to everything will have been achieved. Over the next few years you shall come to the realisation that despite the pleasures life has given you it is a hollow victory in the face of a reality where you could enjoy complete freedom. Although you now know the truth you shall no longer live to warn others of it, and the cycle which you became a part of shall endlessly repeat itself with the participation of subsequent generations. There are no exceptions and no escape. Our existence is built on this agenda: to keep you so devoid of possibility and/or alternatives that you submit and resign yourself to this reality, whether you agree to it or not.
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