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When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.
Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"
When you shoot a large bug with some sort of gun, then continue with a water funeral in the toilet.
DUDE, I saw this huge spider and Seal Team six-ed it.
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The act of packing a bowl just enough to take one good toke,toking up,and holdind the weed smoke in until you have taken your bolw apart and placed it in a clever stash spot.
The navy seal stash is a good exercise that keeps me on point so the pigs dont bust my bowl, and stash of nugs.
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When your dealer successfully receives a delivery of high grade MDMA from the Netherlands.
Mdma just landed dutch sealed the bang bang. Deals on and delivery from 7.30pm. Get at me.
To be the greatest in everything he does.
"Dude last night i got 99 ranged then banged my girfriend for 5 hours." "O mai god your such a navy seal 52!"
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A euphemism for male masturbation. Comes from the way that U.S. Navy Seals swim out of nuclear submarines and onto enemy shores.
Man, Kate Beckinsale is so hot that every time I see her I want to lock out a SEAL team.
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Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.
She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
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