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When a person is being stupid, too nice, straight up annoying, or anything like that. Tell 'em to get 7 seats, so they can shut up since they sound dumb asf
Person 1: racism doesn't exist!
Person 2: Get 7 Seats
An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.
Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.
This seat is with occupied by a parent or eldest child in the car. You should always stand you ground if a younger sibling takes the front seat.
The oldest child Juan gets the front passenger seat.
said before getting up from your seat to do something else, this lasts forever and can only be called off by the person who called it in the first place. For this to work, the owner of the seat MUST still be seated while calling it, otherwise it has no effect
DSSAC can be said if watching a tv show you like and you want to save that along with your seat, this stands for dude save seat and channel
GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:i gotta take a piss, be right back. Dude save seat!
OTHER GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:k
GUY WITH REALLY BAD SEAT: damnit, i wanted that seat
Dane County and the state of Wisconsin's way of fattening up their county budget by penalizing peoples personal habits that do no harm to others.
Dane County deputies are cracking down on Wisconsin seat belt law.
When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
Dave, why are you walking so funny?
Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.
A fine ass girl on the back of a dude's motorcycle.
Example: I'm looking for a new rear seat accessory after my last one fell off.