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Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

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Get 7 Seats

When a person is being stupid, too nice, straight up annoying, or anything like that. Tell 'em to get 7 seats, so they can shut up since they sound dumb asf

Person 1: racism doesn't exist!
Person 2: Get 7 Seats

by prevailthebride November 13, 2020

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back seat bitch

An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.

Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.

by Gleasonator August 3, 2011

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Seat belt law

Dane County and the state of Wisconsin's way of fattening up their county budget by penalizing peoples personal habits that do no harm to others.

Dane County deputies are cracking down on Wisconsin seat belt law.

by lordvader1982 December 13, 2010


dude save seat

said before getting up from your seat to do something else, this lasts forever and can only be called off by the person who called it in the first place. For this to work, the owner of the seat MUST still be seated while calling it, otherwise it has no effect

DSSAC can be said if watching a tv show you like and you want to save that along with your seat, this stands for dude save seat and channel

GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:i gotta take a piss, be right back. Dude save seat!

OTHER GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:k

GUY WITH REALLY BAD SEAT: damnit, i wanted that seat

by Jewden June 3, 2009


seat savers platinum

Basically seat savers but just platinum edition. Meaning that if you do not abide by this rule we can tie you to a wall and throw large objects at your body.

Johnny had to take a piss and called seat savers platinum.

by Kevin Kessler April 25, 2008


back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.

"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler

by Alex December 5, 2014