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The act of receiving negative consequences beyond comprehension. This word originates from a middle school in New Britain, Connecticut, where a young man created an alternative word to getting in trouble. He started this in 1973 and it hasn't lingered around for many years. It is time that this word started to come back to the public. Shafting means when you get in a lot of trouble.
1) "You killed your dog! You are going to get shafted!"
2) "Thanks to you we are going to get shafted by the principle!"
3) "Because you broke that vase, you are going to get in big trouble which means you're getting SHAFTED"
A girls version of tunnel buddies Eskimo brothers etc. (when two girls sleep with the same guy at a separate time they’ve both been with him at the same point they are shaft lassies
Omg you slept with Josh ? I did too last week . We are now shaft lassies
USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).
DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.
HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.
When her shit gets on your shaft
“Im into shitty shafting”
“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”
When golfing, and you have a one inch putt and whiff when tapping it in on accident. Then you finish it the second time and make it. And results in counting an extra stroke for the whiff
You hit a good putt to one inch. It is technically a gimme but according to A.T. you have to practice like you play so you will get counted an extra stroke when you are practicing with some friends.
Person 1. Nice putt
Person 2. Thanks
Person 1. You whiffed on that 1 inch putt. That's gonna be an extra stroke.
Person 2. Are you trying to pull the A.T. Shaft on me?
Being on the giving end of sex in a swivel chair. You know the ones. Those office chairs that you can adjust the height of with the little lever.
I tried swivel shafting my girlfriend,but it was really hard to do as she kept falling off.