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Bend and shank

(v): the process by which a gangster may at first bend at the knees before proceeding to stab a target with a knife or "shank"; this process is intended for moderately tall persons of gangster origin to obtain a good "hit" on someone.

(ex): Yo Tyrell, wha' happen'd mayne??

-It was awful, he got me wit dat bend and shank...

by phreshBoi117 March 24, 2010


pod shank

The process of sharing music between iPods by loading songs from one iPod onto a computer and then loading the songs onto another iPod.

Brooke is going to pod shank from her friend Cory so she can put music from his iPod onto hers.

by Chi-town CPAs September 27, 2006


Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"

A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching

by Furry Balls July 9, 2021


Hobo Shank

The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.

Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."

(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)

Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"

Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"

Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"

by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 4, 2009


hand shank

To have a Wank

Im going to have a hand shank in the toilets

by Mullinator March 24, 2015


Charlie Shanks

Has a massive forehead and loves to finger his own arsehole while watching hardcore porn with his nan.

Have you seen Charlie Shanks over there.

by Nr shlong along June 17, 2020


Super shank

When you Vigorously thrust a sharp impliment into a mortal foe

That nigga off troy got Super shanked in his Jugular .

by ariels May 18, 2005

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