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Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.
You: You remember Sean Wong?
Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!
You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.
Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*
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noun. - A hair folicle which is most noticably not from a chin or human scalp due to its distinct shortness and curl.
Johnny, you didn't clean the bathroom. I found a few short and curlies on the toilet seat.
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Shorts that ride up and define all the curvature and crevices of a girls ass when she sits in the frog position.
Her ass looks delicious in those frog shorts!
Shorts made of cotton tee shirt material.
Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”
A medium - short is a short medium.
person 1: that's a Medium-Short sandwhich
eg 2: You Finished the race just medium short of first.
Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.
A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."
A very short midget, really annoying and weird with brown curly short hair with blueberry eyes 👀
My friend is called short-stacks
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