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not knowing about something popularly known
Yo you heard about that slut chichi sucking niggas up?
Nah
Damn you sleep dawg
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sleep means "call me mireille i'll be lying down waiting for you to call"
mark: hey i'm going to sleep
mark's head: hope she calls
mireille: ok i'll be up studying...good night.
mark's face: =(
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don't doubt me. don't think i'm not 'bout it.
i may be small but don't sleep you'll be suprised at what i can do
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Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!
when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)
dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him
It's like makeup sex in a sense that it's a really good sleep that you get after feeling shitty.
Man I was so tired after finals, I took a shower and passed out for like 18 hours, it was the best makeup sleep of my life!
The act of waking (usu. in an ambien induced state of mind) in the middle of the night and posting comments on your friends' Facebook pages that you don't remember in the morning.
I think I was sleep-stalking last night--I "liked" a bunch of photos on my ex's Facebook page!