blowin' smoke

brag, bluster, crow, blow your own horn, boast, shoot a line, bullshit artist

Joe: Man, that guy's been everywhere, done everything, knows everybody!
Bill: Yeah, he's a real bullshit artist; talk about blowin' smoke.

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Post-smoke

The act of returning from a night at the bars and proceeding to smoke marijuana in copious amounts. The combination of alcohol and chronic puts you in a very special category of "fucked up". Can also be enjoyed with poppers or additional drinks.

'Fuck tonight! I didn't get any pussy, let's go to the post-smoke."

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Smoke the pole

Slang term for a blow job!

Excuse my young lady, do you smoke the pole?

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smoking roaches

A phrase made up by Vetti to be used in two ways:

A) To describe the action of smoking the roach (last bit of) of a joint from a pipe or other smoking device.

B) Used as a replacement for "I'm low on weed!"

A) Man, I decided to start smoking roaches last night to save my stash for the weekend.

B) I don't care how good it is, man, I'm so desperate for weed, I'm smoking roaches!

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cunt smoke

when you are eatin a pussy and your face gets blown on by a huge gust of wind from inside her meat hole

I just got a rush of cunt smoke blown in my face by Gretchen!

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Cock Smoke

Of pertaining to a person who sucks dick. A dick sucking whore.

your a fucking cock smoke.

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Smoke Out

To smoke Marijuana with one or more people. Or in the term Smoke me/you out. Means smoking with someone when they provide no weed, you are smoking them out.

"Hey Chelsey do you want to smoke out?"

"Carly, want me to smoke you out?"

"Let's smoke out!"

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