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To use a pool cue to mark the face of your opponent with blue cue chalk
I chalked the cue hardcore and then smurfed that ass right on the nose.
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When you smurf someone you analy penetrate their butthole to the point that it becomes blue
"smurf me hard baby"said the girl in bed.
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To Bukkake all over someone wearing all blue(whether it be blue paint, clothes or dressed up like smurfette). Usually done in large crowds.
Im gonna cheese smurf all over you tonite you blue bitch!
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A droplet of the blue water in porashitters that is launched by reciprocal force onto your anus or any exposed . I.e. a massive turd that splashes water onto you.
I just got a smurf kiss on my balls... does anyone have any baby wipes?
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When a daddy slaps his daughter in the face with his dick.
That sick fucker probably papa smurfs his daughter.
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The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.
I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.
When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.
(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)
Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!
Person 2: Give it to me
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Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: Now.
Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*
Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.