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A place where you go to vacation and leave on probation.
I went to visit Grandma in sulphur springs texas and ended up doing time for double parking
When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!
Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.
When a man lays face up between two chairs and a woman squats down with a leg on either chair and begins pissing down on the mans face.
"God, last night was incredible! Jessica gave me a Hot Spring Hurricane while I pleasured myself! Oh boy there was piss everywhere I felt like I was in heaven!"
To go around in circles; to go nowhere
"Josh, where were you? Did you guys chuck a spring hill?"
"Yeah Vish, we got lost and couldn't find our way."
Home of the Little Detroit Trailer Park located on 18 mile rd. Where you can find any drug you desire.
Me and the homies were cruising around Cedar Springs, Michigan and looking to score, so we swung by the little Detroit trailer park and got the hook up.
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Pathetic little town between Blaine, Fridley, Mounds View where the high schools motto is "home of the pregnant panthers"
I grew up in Spring Lake park, half the girls in my high school had kids by the time they were 17! And there was a DAYCARE CENTER in the High School to watch their little unplanned tumors!
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2012: The first football team to beat Pearland High School at their own stadium in six years. These boys of fall neverback down, and work extremely hard.
I love Clear Springs Football.
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