verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.
You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.
Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.
ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot
When a co-worker spends half his day looking up references online pertaining to your name or nickname. Usually defined by a mancrush that would cause the coworker to look you up online to find more about you.
Matt just keeps looking up my name online. He must want to go on an e-date with me...the wacko! The Freaking e-stalker
Why does Matt keep sending me links to my nickname online? He must really have a Man-Crush on me...I think that he wants to get into my e-pant I think that he's e-stalking me..
the art of candid oogling of women in the gym using one or more mirrors in order to avoid detection by not turning your head,only your eyes.
all men in the gym enjoy mirror stalking between sets
when the bump in your trousers makes it look like you have a boner.
"ha ha look, john has a boner!"
"don't worry guys. it's just a spooky stalk"
when a guy, or girl is trying to find out personal information from someone he/she likes but doesn't want to let that person know they attracted to them
Brad really has a crush on Gloria, but he is really shy so he was flirt stalking her to find out her number and what part of town she lives in.
Someone who posts something random on your Facebook wall, or comments on a post for the sole purpose of being seen by someone else/making their presence known. Usually done by an ex-gf/bf, a wanna-be gf/bf or in sneaky cases, by someone who wants you to friend them but does not want to send a friend request for fear of being rejected, so posts it on mutual friend's page.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Jenny: "Did you see that random post on Tom's wall from his ex?"
Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."