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Starfishing

Being sexually assaulted by Chris Hardwick

Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.

by cdf12345 June 17, 2018


Starfishing

When a girl starts licking your butthole and makes her way to the head of the penis

Man, Stephanie was the best at Starfishing

by Westhebest January 19, 2024


Starfishing

When you bounce one foot to the other repetitively while having diarrhea to the mouth.

Brandon was starfishing in front of us while at work.

by Aqudafina May 7, 2023


Starfishing

When your girlfriend in laying naked on her stomach with her legs and arms spread open while waiting on your little friend.

When I got home from work my girlfriend was in bed starfishing.

by BiggieSmallz! June 28, 2024


starfish stabber

A man or woman who prefers the poop pipe.

I was drugged by a starfish stabber. Some starfish stabber's are blocking the road.

by jerk store June 13, 2023


Italian Starfish

A sexual act involving one man and 5 women. One woman rides the man and the both four get pleasured by the other limbs (2 fingered, 2 toed)

James - "what did you get up to last night?"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"

by The_GAA_MAN December 9, 2024


Starfisher

Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.

Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.

Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!

by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019