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When you attempt to be anything more that a stranger and you are shot down.
I knew I was stranger-zoned the moment he said, I don't know if I'd refer to our relationship as friendship...
When you ride a bike or do another such activity that while cause your penis to go numb. Afterwards you proceed to masturbate and it feels as though you are jerking off another man. This is due to your penis being numb.
I wanted to know what being gay felt like so I trie the gay stranger
As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.
Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone
Another name for a homeless person
Did you guys see that free range stranger over by Walmart
The way long distance cyber couples masturbate. One party holds controller with high vibration firmly on desired genitalia while opposing party shoots high powered rounds at opposing party.
The cyber-stranger Bottomless clips on Haven friendly fire off? - Sounds like a date!
When you hold your hand in ice water until it turns blue then rubbing one out
I caught Jake giving himself a blue stranger
Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!