suicide shot

A variation on traditional tequila shots. You take salt and you make a nice line out of it, and ready a lime wedge. You procede to snort the line of salt...squeeze the lime in your eye.. and then take the shot. The minor pain completely distracts you from the alcohol..

That kid just took eight suicide shots and his eyes are all fucked up..

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social suicide

1. The ability or act of remaking ones self by shunning what they feel they are expected to be through starting over and becoming who they always felt they were.

2. To control the life you hope to have without ending the only life you have to live.

He realized he could be the person he always felt he was by committing social suicide through changing his name and moving somewhere that nobody ever knew him as the person he was forced to be. Through this, he was reborn, and his physical life never had to end.

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suicide bombing

Farting in your own cube at work. As opposed to crop dusting

I was so busy at work today that I had to resort to a suicide bombing.

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Committed suicide

A phrase used by morons who don't know suicide has been legal since 1961.

Tim committed suicide!
No you dumbass, suicide is legal.

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Suicide Sunday

The Sunday following a hefty Saturday night bender. After a long night of drinking, the person usually wakes up at around 2:00 p.m. on Sunday afternoon, and feels so sick and depressed that suicide looks like a very attractive option to end the day.

I did nothing on Saturday night except for chugging 8 beers and a 26 of rye. And Sunday... well let me tell you it was one hell of a Suicide Sunday.

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suicide night

The first night in which ghetto carnivals open revealing old, rusty rides that have not been used in a year or have even been safety inspected. You just gotta wait until someone dies.

"I'm fucking hardcore man! I'm going on the rides on suicide night!"
"And I'm ganna wait a week until your ass dies in the Tilt-A-Whirl so I can ride it when they fix it after they pry your cold, dead body from the tangled metal and wire."
"I'm too high for this shit."
"Your mom goes to college."

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suicide bomber

cheap fuckers that cant aford a decent bomb with a remote detanator

that suicide bomber must be real proud now he is not even around to celabrate

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