guyanese men

cute perm heads that dj & are obsessed w cars #jdm4L

a friend: damn have u seen that sweeter mans?
me: ur so obsessed with guyanese men😭

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Sea men

If you say it fast it sounds like semen

i love sea men

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XXX-men

The adult version of X-men

Girl 1: Hey girl2! would you like to watch X-men with me at the movie theather?
Girl 2: I would rather watch XXX-men ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Older Men

1. Usually someone that is older and is a man, or is a shmuck.

2. Sometimes people who like to say it slowly, and need to repeat what they say.

1. That guy is olde; He's got an olde ball sack. older men

2. What was that, could you repeat it, YOU <!--removed by scanning subsystem-->ING OLDER MAN!!!!!

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girly men

An unintelligent, offensive, funny, or silly nickname given to Democrats by a certain governor of California. Named after a Saturday Night Live Skit poking fun of said governor.

Related: SNL, Saturday Night Live

"And I say, those men are girly men!"

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Unicorn Men

Unicorn Men YEW-ni-CORN MEH-n

-noun
1. A kind of man that, because of his conditions, cannot do certain things, but can do certain others.
List
I: They flip their hair often, because they were unicorns in their past lives. Unicorns prefer to have their glorious horns clean and shined, so they do not like hair on it.
II: They enjoy tackling each other, especially in front of females, because that was how unicorn males used to attract their mates.

III: The Unicorn Men cannot PWN, which is derived from the word OWN. This is because PWNing requires a strong spirit. Though Unicorn Men appear strong for their female interests, they are truly very gentle and slightly wimpy.

IV: Surprisingly, Unicorn Men actually can attract females very easily. Scientists have been struggling for years with how this is done.

V: Unicorn Men are always not the brightest. Humans are the most evolved, because it was a long way to come from apes, but Unicorn Men somehow evolved into human form from unicorns. So, they are not the brightest, because though unicorns were pearly white and beautiful, they were also very stupid.

Charles- Dang, those Unicorn Men are ugly and stupid.
Meg- Not to mention ANNOYING.

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grown men

Rims 18 inches or larger. Now recently 21 inches or larger

I sold my 15 inch rims and now I'm riding on grown men.

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