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The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!
Jake: No! I'll never tell!
Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!
Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!
Michael: Wrong answer bitch!
Jake: No I'm a virgin!
Michael: Spread em'!
Shotgun: (BOOM!)
Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!
Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!
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A truth more truthful than a normal truth. usually symbollized by raising one hand it wait of a high-five. Claiming a High-five truth and lying is punishable by death.
Jeff: hey Jenny told me that you hit on her last night, is that true?
George:*raises hand* I didn't man,and thats A high-five truth
a party game where u have the option of choosing truth, dare or shot. if you choose truth, you have to answer truthfully a question; if you choose dare, you have to preform a dare; and if you choose shot, you have to drink a shot of alcohol.
dude I got so wasted last night" " yo sick" "yea i know, i was playing truth or dare or shot and i kept on choosing shot
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A trifling UD author wannabe who continues to post her definition of "man". I continue to vote not to publish her proposed definitions because she seeks to enlighten under the guise of her penis envy. Stop hating you scabby, bearded ho nugget. It is advised that you take to other literary avenues to get your narrow-minded lesbian views published and stop clogging up this elite literary outlet that is known as THE Urban Dictionary!
Every goddamn day she thinks her views of the word "man" are witty. It is also a censored, inconvenient truth that this poser sniff balls, eats sawdust covered shitlogs and plays penny ante poker with swollen hands reddened by excessive anal masturbation with wooden mop handles and 32 sided dice on dental floss
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A phrase coined by the Quakers during in the mid-1950s. It was a call for the United States to stand firm against fascism and other forms of totalitarianism; it is a phrase that seems to unnerve political right, with reason.
The founders of United States risked their lives in order to speak truth to power, that of King George. It was and is considered courageous, although is more commonly scorned today.
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Condition a person suffers from when they are so invested in their pro-Trump, anti-American views that they begin to behave erratically, disregard facts that expose their sire's gross incompetence, and invent fictional diagnoses to undermine the conclusions drawn by sensible people
Any person who continues to support and defend Trump after the recent traitorous statements in Helsinki surely suffers from Truth Derangement Syndrome.
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when your at a party and A)wasted,shitfaced B)horny C)tripping on thizz D)bored as hell! or a combo of any of these :) It involves a jenga game with a "truth" or "dare" written on each block! Just like normal jenga you take turns drawing blocks, but instead of immediatley putting them back you do the action or answer the question on it! Then you proceed to put it back on top and make that awesome and crazy tower!
If for some (odd) reason you're being a pussy and decide not to do or answer it you have to chug a beer or take shot or hit!
Some examples of Truth or dare Jengas are:
-cuddle with the person on your(left/right/across from you/closest to your age/most drunk..WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT!)
-Streak outside
-Drunk dial an ex
-Lick something
-Grope/fondel
-recieve a wedgie
-recieve a dutch oven
-trade clothes
-have people draw on you
on the other hand..some TRUTHS
-what is your favorite sex position
-tell the person you think is hottest that you do
-how many people have you had sex with
-favorite band that you don't wanna admit
-say a fear
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