Random
Source Code
Random
Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
a common example of a bad internet alias
hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16
An infinitely powerful, impossibly tall, godlike entity that can control space and time and grow to incalculable heights. God of power, eater of worlds, lord of Wardo and Bibard - both ancient celestial entities that governed the universe for trillions of years under the guise of the Tall Man Run - and the tallest man to ever live.
"Oh my god, the Tall Man Run is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tall 😮😲😲😱! Wardo and Bibard can both agree."
When you don’t know what to say to insult someone so you say they’re a tall man
1. to be four feet tall and have no teeth
2. to look like ass
Robert-I have a GIRLFRIEND
Zach-dude shes four foot tall and toothless
Robert (puts his pointer finger and thumb on his nose and looks side to side)
meaning thinking you're super strong and nothing can hurt you
"Yepp I walked up to the fight all by myself, no weapon or none. You know I think I'm six foot tall and bulletproof."