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Ted Kunt

To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.

Nick: Hey you! You suck, you pedophile!
Joe: Gee, Nick! I didn't know you were a Ted Kunt!

by BleaseHelp March 10, 2018


ted hankey

The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.

He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.

by Garren Bell May 12, 2022


ted jepson

someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol

wow he’s my ted jepson!”

by lottie :) October 26, 2020


ted jepson

someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol

wow he’s my ted jepson!”

by lottie :) October 26, 2020


Ex-skype-ted

Excited to talk on skype.

Wow, I'm so ex-skype-ted to talk to you. eeeee!

by babybel cheese September 11, 2011


Fed ted

an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect

“You’re a fed Ted.”
“You’re so fed ted.”

by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023


Ted Dibiase

money money money money moneyyyy

Ted Dibiase is richer than you

by stock user November 10, 2021