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The act of watching Teen Wolf and randomly making out.
Allison and Scott begin to make out. We think to ourselves, "we can teen wolf and chill better than that."
A mid life crisis but for teens
They are depressed and wanna kill themselves even but can't cause they are scared to hurt people
Jamie: I wanna end it all but people are gonna get hurt too.
Carl: Oh you're going througha teen life crisis
Not fully developed; No matter one's age, still acting pre-teen to teenager attitude. Drama-oriented attitude, naturally dramatic
she may be 50, but she's got a perma-teen brain, still trying to cause adolescent drama, she still hasn't matured.
These is used when you jerk off while watching teen titans. It makes you feel like you are young again, sort of reminding you off when uncle Paul made you do it with him while he was babysitting.
Boy1: Johnny looks happy today
Boy2: yeah he had a very long teen titans ago session yesterday he was very pleased
Want to understand what today's teenagers are trying to say?
Wagwan = Another way of greeting someone
Innit fam = Isn't it
Crepes = Shoes (Specifically branded shoes like Jordans)
Blud = A way of addressing you - Often used in threats
Homies = friends
Fire = cool
Rizz = trying to get a girl (9 times out of 10 it fails)
Touch grass = Go outside for some fresh air (Commonly used to verbally assault people who do nothing but game 24/7)
Pussy = 1 of 2: The female "Special part"
2 of 2: Calling someone a wimp or coward
mood = relatable feeling
Bet = Agreeing to something (eg "do you wanna go to the store" "bet")
Wanna = Want to
Cake = To describe a rather large butt
Cap/Cappin'/Capping = Lying (You can also be called "nah fool, you tripping)
Daddy = A sexualised way of calling your boyfriend
Dope = Cool or awesome
Drip = Good/cool style of fashion
G.O.A.T = Greatest Of All Time
Karen = A moody b*tch, constantly complaining about something. Their name may not even be 'Karen'
Boomer = an old person
Simp = A person who does anything for their partner. There are two levels of being a simp: Low and extreme. Low is respectable, Extreme is like spending millions of £/$ on them just to date them.
Same = I can relate
Snack = A good looking person ("Girl you lookin' like a snack, goddamn"
Seen that I missed out any key ones? Drop me an email on kallum.hayes0@gmail.com.
Modern Teen Language
A term used to describe delinquents mainly those that spray paint gang signs and do stupid yet avoidable things.
Dude Clark is a weak ass teen... I saw him spray paint a dick on the Merc mural
the teen-age girl is often droven to dating a popular guy just becuse he does sports. often this boy is what they would call "popular". often these guys treat them like shit and ignore the guys that are actaully nice and care about people. and yet these guys always win and the nice guy finishes last. the only way to get a girl to notice you is to treat them like shit and play hockey.
"guy: hey ill let you suck my dick for a dollar"
"teen-age girl: what?"
"guy: fuck you bitch I do enough tripple A hockey to kill you bitch!"
"teen-age girls: :I love you!"
"nice guy: hey how are you?"
"teen-age girl: yeah yeah fine"
"nice guy: hey do you want to go to a movie with me? I want to get to know you better."
"teen-age girl: EWWWWW NO"
*teen-age girl runs
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