guy: hey Chris
Chris: what
guy: I was fuckin your mom last night she loved
The ultimatum of the your mom gay meme
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: your daddy faggy
Person 2: your sister mister
Person 1: your grandpappy trappy
Person 2: your family tree LGBT
Person 3: your Ancestors Incestors
*Person 1 & 2 dies*
*person 3 continues watching rick n morty*
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the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot
dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)
Friend: Ur Mum Gae Lmao
You : Your Mom Ali-A
Friend: I Am Dead!
When your friend FUCKS your Mom
When your friend Has sex with your Mom
D D Doing Your Mom
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A hilarious internet song made by Ray William Johnson and Fatty Spins.
Yeah I was doin' your mom! yes yours, first saw at the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80's prom queen, but her ass was lookin' all up in those mom jeans. So I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby! Wassup?" she had two gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity-giggity-giggity!
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An insult said to someone, that calls the other person's mom a homosexual. A comeback that can only be countered by. "No u"
Person: I need to go. I will see you later.
Person1: Your mom will see you later
Person: Your mom gay.
Person1: You got me there.
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