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stella act-a-twat

The person who Drinks way to much stella and does stupid things they usually regret the next day, or possibly the rest of their life. or commonly refered to the drink itself.

guy1: did i stella act-a-twat last night?
guy2: dunno did i?

by TyZ October 15, 2006

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


impossible sex acts

Sex acts, that appear to be impossible. Duh.

An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is corn holing your partner from 100m away with a blind fold on your face.

by UpQuark October 4, 2013

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Act Your Wage

A phrase to address those who spend far more money than they really can afford, attempting to seem rich or wealthy.

Walmart Employee: "I just bought this new 65" flat screen and a ps4!"

Upper Class Man: "Act your wage you fool, I'm not going to be stuck paying for your food stamps because you're a dumbass with your money!"

by Rick_Aterson February 28, 2014

29πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


acting molestor

Used to poke fun at someone who gloats about his power as an acting manager to his colleagues and is dating a very young girl.

Yo Al, Jim is the acting manager, don't make fun of him.
Nah, he's the acting molestor because he's dating an 8 year old.

by oads December 22, 2009

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Acting Like Gin

When a person or thing is acting up. Usually in the fashion of a female dog.

Example 1:

Rich: Man, my car is really acting like Gin.

Carlos: You need to replace the starter brah!

Example 2:

Bob: Why does my girl also have to act like Gin when I go out.

Alvin: You need to donkey punch her tonight.

by Sp3k0ps July 27, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The James Harrison Act

The act of one football player tacking anther in a more aggressive way.... a good hit. And getting fined for it.

NOOOO! The Ref is call'in him on The James Harrison Act. AAwwww thats B.S put skirts on'em!

by D.S Pittsburgh206 December 20, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Canadian Sex Act

A long form, improvised joke β€” rarely told on stage β€” like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… β€œSo the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, β€˜now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”

The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.

by MrVulgarity October 14, 2022

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž