porcelain bridging

1) When your manhood touches the seat man!!!!
2) When general genatalia salutes the rim.
3) An unhappy pairing of man bits and potty.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've just porcelain bridged my pork sword!! :)

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bridge card

Card used for many college students to get food, the michigan form of food stamps, easy to apply for and easy to get. Regular people who are low income also eligble for bridge cards.

"I have no money for food"
"Why dont you apply for a bridge card?"

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Bridge people

derogatory term referring to suburbanites who travel into the urban core for work or socializing.

Don't go to a South Beach club on a weekend, it will be filled with bridge people and touristas

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Bridge and Tunnel

When a women (or man) is sitting on and using the toilet and a man aims his stream through the legs of the person sitting on the toilet.

"Would you like to bridge and tunnel in that restroom?"

"My friends decided to bridge and tunnel for the first time the other day."

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central bridge

A place where all the welfare, homless, CPS Case losers all come together into a wonderful heap of people who snort shit up their noses and heroin in their veins. This place is a great place to find all the no good statistics of Schoharie County.

Also, they stab people in the neck here and beat their wives, the cops ignore all the calls to here because it’s just not worth their time.
Also, they claim self defense for stabbing people in the neck.

Person 1; “Is this Sharon Springs? Where’s the BeekmanBoys?”
Person 2; “Fuck no, this is Central Bridge, the only thing you’re gonna find here are murderers and rapists. Oh look! A Heroin Needle”

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Toll Bridge

Derived from peage. The word Peage in French means "Toll". See word peage/word

"Toll Bridge!"

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Baileys Bridge

The part of a womans body that separates the vagina and the rectum. Named after the military bridges erected during WWII in Europe. The theory being that once you crossed the Baileys Bridge you were soon going to be in the shit.

G - I crossed Helens "Baileys Bridge" last night.

D - High five.

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