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what is left in the seat by a jaguar owner after a corvette passes him
oh no i left some british beef in my jag seat after that corvette beat me
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An edited or censored version of either a song, tv show, movie, etc. that keeps in the word 'shit'. Doesn't have to be something from the UK in order to be a British edit.
Dude, I got this edited version of Thug 4 Life for my girl's kid, but turns out it's a British edit. She's mad ripped.
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An African-American person who has a British accent. This word is derived off of African-American, but instead of the black person being American, they are British.
Have you seen ma boy Ababacar?
Naw
Well he iz an African-British
Dang
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A ganja hippie from across the pond (or somewhere other than America) who has a car as dirty as his mind, and rarely indulges in a shower. Often unreliable, but has a good heart.
Man, all Steve does is cut class and rip bowls in his car. He's such a British-Conor!
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Cock and Ball Torture (CBT) that involves steeping a man's scrotum in boiling water for a minimum of 5 minutes, similar to what the British do with their tea bags.
My dominatrix Betsy insisted that we try regional variations of CBT. She chose Britain, so she performed some British CBT on me. I can't have kids anymore but it's not like I was using my cock and balls anyways.
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When a speaker uses scholarly words in everyday conversation to make him/herself sound smarter.
Boy 1- So what’s up?
Boy 2- That habitual phrase is merely a proxy for the much neglected, “How are you today?” When you prompt me with-
Boy 1- Dude! Stop speaking british!
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British Dean is a collection of Twitter accounts popular on British right wing Twitter that mainly tweet edgy jokes about racism, sexism, nazism and Paedophilia. The original Twitter account @BritishDeanv1 and a few versions after that was run by one person, a 30 year old Incel who became fat and clinically depressed after his girlfriend left him. He most like has Asperger’s syndrome and unresolved daddy issues because he comes from a broken home.
Upon gaining notoriety for his tweets, he amassed a large following of right wing Twitter trolls which caused several people to make their own British Dean accounts indistinguishable from the real ones leading to casual observers to think he cannot be suspended.
His trademark Twitter antics include putting underage girls on shag lists, making racist jokes about blacks and refugees.
“You can’t suspend me. I’ll just put a British Dean on ye and be back here with a new account.”
“Help British Dean put him in a list”
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