Leave Britney alone

Etymology: from Chris Crocker's desperate cry to leave Britney coo-coo bird Spears alone, which led to him taking all the heat.
Usage: 1. encouraging someone who is talking bullshit or madness or is being pathetic.
2. saying or promising someone something just to shake him or her off.
3. when having no words to describe what you are doing or have done.

1."yeah, man!! I mean really, leave Britney alone" ;
"not only that, they should also leave Britney alone";

2."sure thing, I'll call you and will have lunch, and leave Britney alone... sure.."

3."what do you mean i haven't done anything all day. I've been leaving Britney alone."

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britney spears feet

Her feet are one of her best assets. We all love looking at her beautiful feet any chance we get, especially the bottoms of them. I would gladly lick her feet if I had the opportunity. I would even lick her feet clean that time when she can out of the public bathroom bare foot.

We love britney spears feet!

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Britney Carrier

The sweetest girl who's ever lived. She's cute, adorable, sexy, and highly athletic. She's a very driven person, and very fun to be around. Britney is blonde, perky, and about 5'3"

=D

Damn, she's a Britney Carrier... I should go talk to her...

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Big Girl Britney

1. Someone like that fat ass whore britney spears, who can't sing at all.

1."Hey Big Girl Britney, I've heard you slept with every guy on campus, and ate the entire cafeteria's supply of hostess products."

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Britney Spears Complex

Mental condition where one thinks they are very popular, and/or talented, when in fact they are neither.

"How could she have self-esteem with a face like that?"
"I don't know. She might have a Britney Spears Complex."

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britney-itis

the sudden urge to go marry kevin federline and then go crazy after divorcing him and having a baby...

"Hey Linda, why were you acting all strange yesterday?"
"oh sorry, i have chronic britney-itis"

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Britney Spears shit

When someone ruins a perfectly good conversation with some incredibly gay-ass comment.

There you go again, Tom. Why are you always ruining the vibe man? That's like some, some Britney Spears shit!

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