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Cunt

A person with a misplaced sense of entitlement who presents a pattern of pushy and sometimes abusive behaviors.

Examples of people who could be justifiably called a cunt:

Newt Gingrich
Ann Coulter
Simon Cowell
Courtney Love

Sometimes, the sense of entitlement alone is enough to call someone a cunt. It's so satisfying.

Q "Do you like U2?"

A "No. Bono's such a cunt. I can't listen to that self aggrandizing cunt and his yodeling Irish bullshit. He sounds like your mom when I was plowing her rusted asshole last night. ooohhAAAAAAhhhhh AAAAAAhhaaaahhahahahh!"

Q "Their older stuff is all right though."

A "I guess. I like that song Sunday Bloody Sunday."

by PeriodBlood February 4, 2011

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cunt

The one which may be known as the holly bush, the cunt is the fruit which is dispersed as such, if eaten you may get a stomach ache.

That Holly cunt gave me belly ache.

by DirtyKel June 16, 2007

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cunt

Cunt stands for: A woman who: Cant Understand Normal Thinking

"She is so Irrational she is a total cunt submits." By saying that your saying she cant think rationally.

by Kyle Tristan Anderson November 22, 2007

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cunt

A classy British pronunciation for the contraction "Can't".

Darling, I cunt put my finga in your vagina right now.

by bobsmyuncle February 23, 2009

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cunt

The word CUNT is really an acronim. It refers to how a womans brain works. Can't Understand Normal Thinking

My wife is a cunt. She can't understand normal thinking.

by Creeps December 23, 2007

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cunt

an acronym for c u next tuesday

dude: heyy i gotta go cunt!
chick: kay bye (:

by beastmodebetches April 25, 2010

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cunt

a noun, see square vagina or inner-tube pants. a dirty smelling cave at the root of all evil. Tasty, refreshing, addictive (seebullocks), high in cholesterol. penny-taste.

I'm gonna beat that cunt with a stick until he feels like a wind-fucker.

that cunt totally tasted like a bushel o' rusty ol' pennies.

what a god damned cunt!

square cunt?

by Ia-shizzle and Rat Rob. November 9, 2007

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