Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
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He isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and typically doesnt know when to leave. He is always butting into events and likes to cuddle other boys. He only dates women with children and lives to weld.
The Dylan is getting on Shian's nerves
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the most beautiful guy you will evry see
girl 1: hey, is that Dylan over there?
girl 2: yup! I call dibbs!!
girl1: aw danget!
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To go full retard, you should never go full retard
Hey that guy totally dylaned the party last night, he went on and on about how awesome Jordy Nelson is.
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a girl who thinks she's better than anyone else on the entire Universe a.k.a HUGE EGO. And does anything to fit in. Also,a two-faced bitch. Apparently,a Dylan "goes harddd".
I'm so hot! oh man,i just pulled a Dylan.
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Bigger in the belly and/or breast region
Has a massive but short penis as this resembles fail.
1. God why do we have to play soccer with all the Dylans!
2. If he sat on me he'd KILL me! I'd be Dylanated.
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