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Punk rocking kids who realized they were being posers, so they formed their own clique of punks that don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. Hobbies include hanging out with real punks and leaving when the punks take part in illegal activies, along with calling themselves straight edge repeatedly to assert their sense of a higher morality.
"Hey do you want to smoke some weed"?
"No thanks, I'm straight edge."
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Basically everyone who post definitions on this website.
That leftist moron is such a edge lord.
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Different than Edging, Relationship Edging is when friendzoners get so flirtatous and close to dating someone without actually dating that it becomes uncomfortable.
"Tom's Relationship Edging Jenny"
Jenny: What do you like in women?
Tom: Someone that I can have a good conversation with.
Jenny: OMG Me too!
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When you notice someone about to sneeze and you somehow (distraction like saying "bless you" before they actually sneeze) force an incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm).
Is it mean to say "Bless you" before someone sneezes? No, everyone enjoys a good sneeze edging every now and again.
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Straight edgers are concieted assholes who can't appreciates the gifts God gave us. They listen to horrible crappy punk bands like "Minor Threat
Cool Stoner Kid: "Wanna hit this spliff dude?"
Straight Edger: "Fuck you asshole, I don't need that poison. Drugs ruin lives, blah, blah, blah, toxic this, blah, blah, blah, cause of all societies ills that, blah, blah, blah...
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A group of fags who want the look of hardcore kids, but dont have the balls to do anything fun. So they put X's on their hands to show everyone that they truely, do, in-fact, need to die.
1: also see pussies
2: also see emo
3: also see churchies
i think ill drink nothing but coffee, listen to shitty music, wear all black, pretend like i hate my life, and draw all over my hands to say (but not say) that i have said no to a life of drugs; and call it "straight edge".
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The lifestyle choice for those with a superiority complex, but nothing to back it up. Followers are often pale/skinny/socially awkward
D&D nerds don't get to really look down on enough people, so I think I'll try straigh-edge
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