Random
Source Code

Fort Zumwalt Hope High

without a doubt the best school anyone could ever go to. the teachers, staff, and students are amazing. everyone is there for each other no matter what. it is one big family. no other school can compare to this one. all the teachers actually care about you and how you’re feeling. they’ll sit down and help you one on one when you’re struggling. classes are small and there’s not a lot of students so it makes it easier for teachers get to know each and every student in a way that teachers at other schools cant. Hope High is like a second home.

Fort Zumwalt Hope High is an alternative school for struggling students.

by BeepBeepLettuce3590 March 13, 2021


Kia Forte

A zippy Mexican built subcompact sedan

Didn’t you hear? Jimmy purchased a used KIA Forte, damn thing hauls ass

by BoJack Whoreseman April 12, 2022


pickle fort

A Nashville hussy with a pickle void.

Check out the sweet cheeks on that pickle fort in front of Western World!

by Rusty Dhodes July 4, 2024


Fuck fort

When you put a blankie over your bean bag to have sex under without others seeing

Let’s have sex in our fuck fort, it’s safer there.

by BeansNotBeans November 20, 2021


Fort Ted

Fort Ted.

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"

by wazzcock September 11, 2022


Fort Yukon

How do I even begin to describe it …

Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)

Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !

Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!

by My uncle deadlier than urs :p July 26, 2024


Fort Yukon

How do I even begin to describe it …

Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)

Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !

Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in Fort Yukon . It’s toxic , or worse…don’t get pregnant!

by My uncle deadlier than urs :p July 26, 2024