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when you put your dick in her pussy, then asshole, and right before you cum pull out shoe it in her mouth and make a wish!
Last night I Three coins in a fountain that ho
A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.
Dude I had a fountain of sneezes, there was a pool of snot in my elbow
a spring or source of water that spits out fluid inconsistently and erratically much like a penis ejaculates semen.
Went to go and get a drink and that damn skeet fountain spit water all up on me.
When one lays down and is covered in head to toe with a surgary white frosting that shoots from a fountain.
Karen really enjoys the frosting fountain.
can be annoying can be a prick can be stupid but all round a nice person
Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.
“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”