The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.
I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.
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1: to flunk out
2: to become too lazy to do something
3: to be cowardly or weak
"I asked Howard if he wanted to drop acid with us tonight but he decided to sit at home and eat grapes instead."
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tossing the salad for someone with hemorrhoids.
jack: i went up the hill with jill, and i was going to toss the salad, but she had serious roids.
brandon: so wats yur problum? i love me some grape salad.
jack: that's because you're fucked in the head.
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A gurgling fart bubble that pops with a low groan.
I popped a grumble-grape in my pants last night leaving a nasty stain.
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Your balls after watching a lot of granny porn
"Hey Tommy has Granny's Grapes"
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A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!
I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!
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(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.
"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"
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