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Dirty Hopper

The Dirty Hopper, best spoken with a Boston accent, is the act of pulling a technical upper decker in a bathroom during any time when one simply cannot get their pants down and their ass on the toilet in time to shit. This can be very messy as sometimes one waits too long to finally let it out and it can become quite an embarrassing situation with a lasting memory amongst those involved

Horrified co-worker: "what the fuck is that smell?"

Disgusted co-worker: "I don't know, like someone shit and didn't spray"

Shocked co-worker: "Nooooope!....Lumpy pulled a Dirty Hopper!"

Unsurprised co-worker: "Ah, ah, ah, ah ,ah....the old dirty hoppah!"

by theIiNtheSky March 8, 2014


picture hopper

When someone takes a picture with random strangers just to make a funny picture. Could be due to something the random strangers are doing or wearing etc.
-DDrDan202

Picture Hopper -A person who creates kind of an awkward situation while taking a funny picture such as if your in Las Vegas and you see two random people on the street, one is passed out, the other is waiting for the 1st one to wake up and you jump in to take a funny picture .

by DanTanneh May 20, 2015


Hoppers crossing

Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments

The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions

There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti

Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night

6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.

I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.

Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt

by JulieInmanGrantIsAfuckingBitch May 23, 2024


table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 14, 2013


Dingle-Hopper

little berries that hop around inside you after you eat them! yummmmmmmm!!!
also you can call someone this at school and they will think your on drugs but its ok bc you can also use it as an inside joke so your friends will laugh... you can put your own meaning behind it.

Ahhh! That dang Dingle-Hopper makes me want to puke!
Hes one ugly Dingle-Hopper!

by mmmmmmmmmmo0ooooooooooommmmmmm November 27, 2018


Dingle hopper

A tool you use to brush your hair with which mainly looks like a fork and used once by Ariel

Hey Sebastian can you please pass me my dingle hopper

by B.123456890😗 February 20, 2018


best friend hopper

when you switch best friends every second of the day

“oh your my best friend” “your my best friend “ “i’m a best friend hopper

by smtities November 10, 2019