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A maneuver that is popular and perfected in Chicagoland. The act is completed when a driver with Illinois plates gracefully cuts from the left lane of a major expressway across all lanes in order to just make their exit, cutting off several cars in the process.
If it is a nice day out and the driver has their windows down, they may be so courteous as to stick their hand out of the window and hold up a certain number of fingers, alerting those on the road as to exactly how many lanes they are planning on moving.
While residents of other states, particularly Cheeseheads up north, may be annoyed at this, it is considered a common practice, exercised out of necessity, in the Chicago metro area.
Cheesehead: "Did you see that Chuck? That Illinois car just pulled a Chicago Lane Change! Boo!"
Chicagoan: "Fuck you, loser - and the Packers, too."
When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.
Similar to a jersey slide
Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit
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The asshole who is driving the speed limit in the left lane creating a long line of cars behind them because they think they are going fast enough.
I was behind a left lane vigilante today so I tailgated her and kept my high beams on.
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1) A battleground for the war being waged in Williamsburg, Brooklyn between the hipsters and the Hasidic Jews.
2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.
It really made me uncomfortable when they repainted the Williamsburg bike lanes, I mean they're trying to bully the jews in a historically jewish neighborhood. They really need to take a deep breathe and think about what they're doing.
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The Alabama Lane Change is the act of purposely shoving your penis into a girls butt unexpectedly while doing it doggy style.
me: "dude you should try the alabama lane change with kelsey"
jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"
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When you can see someone's butt crack and look directly into it.
DOOD1: Man look over there
DOOD2: Man that is Gross
DOOD3: What happened?
DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|
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The farthest right lane on a highway or freeway. Originally coined in the era of bad cars such as the Ford Pinto and Yugo GVX. Unless you find the GVX with Porsche decals adorning it. This can also be called a Pugo so please note these distinctions.
My '91 Cavalier blew a head gasket causing me to use the Pugo lane.
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