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When you wear dirty clothes for weeks cause your to lazy to wash clothes OR when you wash clothes and leave them in the basket for weeks cause your to lazy to put them up.
I've been living off of lazy laundry for 2 weeks.
Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.
Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda
Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.
A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.
Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.
GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!
a vagina that lacks initiative
a lazy vagina is a vagina that misses the toilet an doesn't clean up
A sexual act where the guy sits on the toilet while takin a shit, leans back, and has a girl ride him on top.
That bitch was so horny she gave me a lazy-boy in the planned parenthood bathroom.
The act of texting someone who is less then 15 feet away
Dad, Daughter and Mother are in the same house. Dad is cooking steak for dinner and asked his daughter who is sitting in the living room to go ask mom who is in the bedroom down the hall how she would like her steak cooked.
20 minutes later: Dad asked his daughter who is still sitting in the living room...did you go and ask your mom how she would like her steak cooked?
Daughter reply...mom hasn't texted me back yet.
Lazy Texting
Lazy Keto is used to describe someone who is attempting to lose weight without exercise, solely by following a low-carb / high-fat diet.
Leigh doesn't work out. She does lazy keto.