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Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.
Oh Mickey Mouse you taste so good!
When you shove a dead rat in her ass and scream welcome to my club house
Man look at tht guy doing the mickey mouse to her
The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.
"I'm a pubescent teen"
" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that
has no balls"
a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner
When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.
Dude, just got surgery! Want to “Mickey Mouse”. Later?
A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.
Kid: what the hell is that thing?
Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.
When you are receiving a blowjob and just before the big moment you remove your member and with a sideways hip thrust you toss your balls over the side of your dick making it look like "Micky Mouse" and as a her head turns to the side in confusion you finish but only echoing the words "OH BOY" in a mickey mouse's voice. Please note - this should only be attempted after age 45 due to ball elasticity logistics unless you have had your balls "lowered".
Gabriella is super confused because I pulled a mickey mouse on her last night.