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A place where naps are unbelievably restful. Generally the kind that leave you all covered in nap sweats waking up all drooly and such on the couch
Nick: Hey man, I've been calling you for like two hours, where you been?
Jones: Sorry duder, I took a quick trip to the Nappalachian Mountains.
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A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel
Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.
Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level
Roy Thomson is a mountain goat
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I funny name for Mountain Dew, becuase off brand sodas have names like Mountain Vess, Mountain Thunder, Mountain Root Beer. or some stupid shit like Dr. Vessicle.
I need a soda, lets go buy some Mountain Dr.
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A Concauction made to make coors light taste better. You take Rasberry Ice Crystal lite and put it in with coors light and it comes out with an amazing flavor.
Eee, that coors seems a little dull right now, cook me up some mountain ice, will ya?
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The Northern Mountain Fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It is most commonly found in puddles atop of high altitude mountains in British Columbia, Canada.
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Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.
"wow, a mountain fish!"
"is that a morbidly obese gold fish or a mountain fish?"
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The unbelievably happy, complete Euphoria feeling that comes from the combination of popular anti-depression (aka. - happy pill) known as Prozac and the also popular use of the drug Marijuana in its finest form. This is known on the street as “Marizac” These 2 drugs are both known to cause delusional and unexplained states of happiness. Side effects of this combination of the 2 drugs( include but are not limited to): feeling like nothing can go wrong. A complete lack of responsibility in areas that a person should have responsibility in. Examples include: not going to work. Not going to family get-to-gethers. Not going to school. Or a total lack of desire to go anywhere because you a completely fine and utterly happy with doing absolutely nothing. Physical side effects can include binge eating or a total lack of desire to ever eat again. An alert but dream like state. And un-controllable irrational laughter at just about anything said or the lack of anything being said. Marizac mountain however refers to the peak of this experience, so it is said that you have reached the top of the mountain, or the ultimate level that Marizac has to offer.
Person 1: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m just so happy look at that banana, that banana is all I need to be happy. Hahahahaha”
Person 2: “Umm are you okay?”
Person 1: “I’m more than okay I’m on Marizac Mountain”
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