ya mum

A hilarious insult that me and my friends say constantly, people say that there is no come back but there is.

timmy-u stink
me-ya mum stinks
timmy-ya mums dad stinks
me-ya mums dads family stinks
timmy-ya mums dads familys face stinks
me-your mums dads familys faces mum stinks

and so on

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ya mum

where my dick lives

also where all my friends dicks live

'Dude, Where were you last night?'
'Ya Mum!'

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your-mum

a phrase used by skallywags to cheek anyone about anything

ye wicked bo!, my cars is bad boy racer action on the 7, not like yours, yours is like YOUR-MUM!!

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mum proof

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."
Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"
Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

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Kai's mum

Kai's mum- A rather raunchy lady, she absolutely loves cock and if you ever talk to her there's no doubt her mouth will be filled with fat knob.

Scott: Hey, Kai's mum
Kai's mum: *choke* *choke*
Scott: Ahh, she's sucking dick, I'll come back later

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ya mum

gay bastard on a bridge

Ya mum

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your mum

an insult targeted towards another persons mother.

idiot: insert insult here
other idiot: YOUR MUM!!

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