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The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.
I was doing this bitch doggy style and gave her a New Jersey meat-hook.
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When a gentleman places his scrotum over his lovers eyes and then farts. this can be done in two different directions, with the fart being directed to his partners eyes or mouth.
guy#1-I gave my girlfriend a new jersey gas mask the other day and she puked all over my asshole!
guy#2- RIGHT ON!!!
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The after effect of the donkey punch. After being punched on the head the partners eye will pop out while other one closes. The partnet will make a noise sort of sounds like whomp.
The other day I donkey punched the shit out of this one chick that I gave her the new jersey fish eye. She was making the whomp sound.
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adj. While not as far away as Buttfuck Nowhere, this term is used when you have no idea where you are located currently, but have a general sense of where you're, somewhat, at. This is normally used when describing your location in a text, or as a witty comment. Synonym for "Middle of Nowhere", although it can also be interchanged with "Hell".
Nig-nog #1: Where did that pig want us to go again, niBBA?
Niglet: Man, IDK, probably Buttfuck, New Jersey...
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southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard asses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. EVER!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio--- 3:126
boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18
person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.
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The act of tossing ones salad, or eating their asshole, while punching the girls vagina. This is a very complex maneuver, mastered only by some people.
Another way is to falcon punch the girls vagina. This means that you begin punching her pussy while eating her asshole, yelling out "Falcon Punch!"
NOTE: If the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your dick and shove it in her mouth to shut the bitch up. This is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people
Dan- "Yo yesterday I was tossing my girls salad then things started getting a little crazy. I may have accidentally pulled a New Jersey mod meed on her."
Sean- "No big deal, I did that once to my bitch. She loved every second of it except the part where I stuck my cock in her mouth."
Dan- "Trillz Billz."
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a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.
dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
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