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Another word for the bathroom.
‘I gotta make a trip to the processing plant.’
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Plant City aka Plant Shitty seems like a small peaceful town to outsiders, but when you go deep down, you start to see it for what it really is. This town is like one big trailer park filled with a bunch of Caucasian 14 year old wannabe gangsters who think they’re in a gang because they steal cough syrup from Walmart and listen to terrible SoundCloud rap. There’s also the kids who skate and get high at the Sanson park and also like to fight there as well. The air in plant city isn’t even air, it’s contaminated with meth, weed, spice, and Newport smoke.
Person 1: hey man wanna go visit Plant City?
Person 2: Naw man might as well visit the local trailer park
Where the strawberry festival is at. Dats the only thing anyone cares about. Its a festival that all the white trash rednecks attend to eat fried shit and watch country music acts before they go home drunk to fuck there sisters or brother.
They are all Trump supporters along with there web footed "She's just slow, but her brain will grow." Inbred children.
5/10 it's no Branson, MI
Plant City is a town north of Tampa.
The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!
"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"
proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.
See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"
Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.
Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”