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Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
Popular shop of the British species known as chav. Better quality than Primark and Matalan.
Saw two chavs outside River Island in town the other day having a brawl. It were reyt funny
a river but in a road man civilized area.
yo madi there's a river ting over there wanna smash over there like always ygm bbg
River douche: A person who may or may not live at home with his/her parents, may or may not pay any bills, doesn't have a significant other or children. Spends more money on fishing gear/tackle then he makes.
Fishes his $1200.00 Lamiglass Center pin set up and releases his fish when people are watching, otherwise he is flossing with his ugly stick at the tubes and blowing up small rivers and streams on FB. This "River Douche" also loves to do "how to" videos and tells everyone else in the world how they should fish and/or how they should release them. If you are not running the "River Douche's" favorite, Rod manufacture, Reel Manufacture or Bead Manufactures products, you are much lower than him and you will not catch fish. He and his "posse" do videos, with or without drones, on the rivers and blow great, once unknown, fishing spots up on FB so more "River Douche's" can fish there without putting in the leg work and destroying the fishery with 25 people fishing a 15ft hole.
Also might be a closet homosexual. Probably drives a red truck and is known to be a great dishwasher.
Hey John, did you see that River Douche blow up, said river on FB? He was so proud of that 7lb steelhead that he had to take a photo and not hide the background. He is quite the River Douche.
A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.
Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me
Small community in northern New Brunswick that has a new bridge and a swimming hole called the "dark hole". Drinking is the usual thing to do there.
I wish there was more to do in Benjamin River.
When you kick someone from a Skype call, add them back, and their audio quality turns to shit.
Nick: Hey, look who has master rights?
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!