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A short and fat penis. A chode.
Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.
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microscopic, miniscule, atomic
wow hes so small!
he's kaeya's dick size
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1.to get that "ho" prego
2.to plant the "seed" in that skank
3.to become a "baby's daddy"
4.to "Prego" that "Ego"
5.an old sea captain's phrase meaning, "to endure the seasons comings"
1. "Dat bitch was givin' me the stank eye, so I super-sized that ho!"
2."Baby, don't get mad... I was just super-sizin' ya."
3."Ay.... the sea be super-sizing this ho."
4. Soulja Boy Tell'um might say, "Super-size that ho."
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the guy “sizes you up” like he’s basically just trying to figure out whether he can fit inside you or not.
“sizes you up”
there he stood in the door opening of my house.
looking at me up and down slowly taking in everything of me.
he was watching me for multiple minutes , looking like was figuring something out.
“Is there something on my thighs or are you just being a pervert?” i asked.
he smirked before he said : “ just looking if i would fit”.
i raised my eyebrow , was he sizing me up? why would he look at my thighs and debate on if he would fit? he already knew he did.
“you were sizing me up?” i asked “pervert”
before being able to roll my eyes.
the man walked towards me and held me against the wall.
“don’t you dare roll your eyes princess”.
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what you ask dudes with huge bitch tits.
steve dave: hey whats your cup size?
damian: man, shut up kracka'
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Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.
Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)
A pocket gay that you pull outta pocket when u need ur dick sucked or a hole to drop ur load in. Then send him back to his cubby under the stairs till he’s needed again.
“What happened to that cutie I saw you with last night? “. “You mean my pocket size stow away gay? He got mouthy with me so I sent back to his broom closet”.
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