The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.
"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."
To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.
"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"
Spread. Could be a verb/noun. To make a lot out of very little. For example, you spread your food for a whole week in one night with your boy. Example two, You eat a bar of cookies, and a bag of chips all to yourself one evening away from everyone else. Or, -You throw everything you got together in a single spread.
Condiments. Mayonnaise, soy sauce, salt and pepper, Ranch, Butter ranch, jalapeño peppers (bellpenos), cheese, minute rice.
''Do you want to spread, tonight?''
''Yes.''
''Spread?''
''Yea.''
''What'chu got for a spread?''
'pread
"Do you want to spread?" "No." "Aiight, I got you."
When a woman spreads her legs so a man can penetrate her.
She was so spread.
The act of spreading love and positivity in a multitude of ways. cheeks also...
Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread
He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!
when hanging with your boys, any sort of potentially good food, drink, activity, and/or female(s).
Let's go check out the spread on the other boat. I heard they have a dank chicken queso dip.
someone who you wouldn't mind fucking.
aye my nigga! Megan Good is some spread breh.
-I know she bad af