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The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.
He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.
The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.
Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy
ted kaczynski, the one true father
rest in peace uncle ted
To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.
Nick: Hey you! You suck, you pedophile!
Joe: Gee, Nick! I didn't know you were a Ted Kunt!
Ted is a way of life, a state of being, all should open their hearts to Ted. Ted will lead is the answer, ted is all you need. Join ted
Ted will lead us towards salvation
Boy:do you know ted
Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day
Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…
An ingenious young dude who likes making friends.
"that new guy is a such a Ted, he's friends with most of us already"