Three C's

What women should be following the world over. Cooking, Cleaning, and shut the hell up.

Her: "Honey, I was thinking we could cuddle and watch sleepless in seattle."

Him: "Woman, Three C's."

Her: "Yes, sir."

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The Three Ms

1. Money

2. Music

3. Mmmmm, pussy

Steven Tyler of Aerosmith: For me its still about the three Ms.

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thirty three

Choking the chicken, or masturbating in private

andrew...constantly did number thirty three alone...or with logan

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Rule of Three

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

With out applying the rule of Three, she was still a slut.

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three in one

a three in one consists of chips rice and curry sauce in a cheap ass sliver tray

nothing like a three in one after a nite on the piss..

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Three Pointer

Ejaculating into your belly button.

Wow Ethan pulled a rad three pointer.

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Rule of Three

Bosses in Video Games that take 3 hits to beat

Bowser in most Mario games go off the Rule of Three so he's easy to beat

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