Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'

tacos for two

Tacos for two: defined as two lesbians in the 69 position

"I wonder if those two are enjoying tacos for two."

Two four

Slang for A 24 pack of beer, mostly used by Canadians

Eh bud I’m gonna grab a two four really quick, want Tim’s?

Two Baillys

When you try to game a broken system, but the broken system screws you over. Because it's broken.

Fuck FPL man, I was trying to get two Baillys and all it did was give me one injured Ben Davies.

Take it to a two

verb- To lower the volume of your strange antics

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

two homies

Two individuals who mutually help each other out by performing favors on one another. These favors may include sexual activities. The phrase “no homo” is not necessarily needed to be spoken as it’s implied.

Just two homies sucking each other off

Jason’s in the bathroom helping a homie out. They’re two homies that need to be alone.