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Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!
“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”
Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”
Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.
2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.
I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.
Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.
The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.
F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.
F: Isn’t that outlawed?
When your one person wraps their legs behind their head and interlocks their arms to their legs, person number 2 comes from behind and starts to have sex but as they go to pull out you scream “BAYBLADE GO” and pull out sending the other person spinning
My husband and I tried the bay blade last night and I killed the cat
When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.
I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.
Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.
Also refers to a horny bastard.
Boy 1: See that bit Adam he is such a razor blade
Boy 2: Innit mans moving nuts