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A 1971 movie that stars Gene Wilder who plays the character of Willy Wonka a candy maker who is in search of an heir to his factory and fortune. He hosts a compitition by placing five golden tickets under five wonka bars.This was remade in 2005 staring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
I found a golden ticket and I am going to Willy Wonka's factory
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Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.
But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)
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At one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.Most recognized by their black jerseys and the iron cross that graced the front of their chest. So-Cal was founded by Ralphie Nava of San Fernando Ca. Began as an all pump team run by Angelo Nava in ealry 2003 but later expanded into the NPPL. So-Cal was a spring board for many of the players to move up the ladder in rankings. The So-Cal teams produced players that have been rostered on such Pro teams as San Diego Dynasty, San Diego Aftermath and Reds Sedition. Other teams that carried members of the So-Cal Family were the Vatos Locos, La Faction, La Exodus and La Exodus Kids. So-Cal Paintball Factory has traveled and played in many tournaments ranging from Florida to Hawaii.
So-Cal Paintball Factory at one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.
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...Pero lleva mucho Botiquín,
Porque mucha gente cae ahí.
Ponte ahora tu mejor skin!
This is an extract of the song "La cumbia de Free Fire" by Bukano. It's mainly used as the Spanish version of the Animan Studios meme, and is just as valid as using "Ballin' " for it.
-Hey, have you seen the Animan Studios meme?
-The one with "Ballin" in it?
-Yeah, but have you seen the Spanish version too?
-Nah. How does it go?
-Vamonos de Fiesta a factory, pero lleva mucho botiquin, porque mucha gente cae ahí. Ponte ahora tu mejor skin!
When you fuck a girl in mud or a mud bath and fill her with it so much it drips out. Like the water fall in the movie "Charlie's and the chocolate factory"
Man 1: Yo I was at the spa in the mud bath and I fucked my girl and gave her a Charlie's chocolate factory"
Man 2: " wow dam I'm jealous"
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1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.
After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !
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A Fist Pump Fudge Factory is a sex technique where a Man is "pumping" his penis until ejaculation into a woman's mouth while another woman is waiting for the man to stool on her vagina. Once the feces is on the woman's vagina she then proceeds to use the feces as lubrication for the other woman's fist to enter her vagina while the man drinks both of the women's breast milk.
Antwon, Lafawnda, and Sheila had a fist pump fudge factory at Antwon's house last night.
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