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When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."
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The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.
Land squids are gentle loving creatures : )
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A smaller suburb of Houston Texas which is inhabited by many asian people and preps. If it is possible for you to avoid this place, please do.
"Where do you live?"
"(said sadly) Sugar Land.."
"Ah man.. I'm sorry."
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A mindless liberal automoton who claps and barks like a seal in response to pabulum spewed by like-minded talking heads. A land seal thinks that Bill Maher is witty and irreverent when sharing such comedic brilliance as "Bush is stupid" or "the pope is a nazi." Land seals think that the more vigorously they clap and laugh to such inane commentary, the smarter they appear. Land seals universally want Jon Stewart inside them.
Bill Maher moved his show out to LA from NYC; there were more land seals out there.
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An industrious yet agricultural plot of land. Exceptional at holding large bundles of wooden sticks in its dusty, harsh but functioning landscape.
His crops suffered during the great drought, yet he maintained his industrious walking stick business through the careful tending of his faggot-land.
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Literally: grab for newly available land.
Figuratively: grab for control over anything not yet controlled.
Expression originated in 19th Century when West was available for anyone who wanted to claim land and settle on it.
Israel is being accused of a 'land grab' (Search for 'land grab' and Israel on Google Advanced).
Then it was used regarding those wanting to control airwaves and recently for those wanting to control Cyberspace.
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This is a place located in Texas that sends cowboys to take anyone with a southern accent to Cowboy Land when they turn 18 years old. If you happen to be on vacation when you turn 18, then the cowboys will take you when you come back.
My sister was taken to Cowboy Land on her 18th birthday...and she never came back.
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