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The most overstated organ in the history of the human species.
Men think the rest of the world cares about their penis.
1. a thing men need and worship
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
1. Horrace could never live without his penis
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
a penis is a beautiful,tasty lolipop.it is also a tubular-shaped,skin-colored,venom spitting,purple headed,throat gagging,mushroom-shaped,oblong object.
A mans genitals that most times control them and the their mind cause most of all the time they use there penis for excuse and think only with it
1) I sat down on that boys lap and his penis got hard it doesn't take much
2) Its not my fault I have a penis Im always horny
3) you make my penis this way it's not my fault
4) I didn't mean to fuck her my penis just kinda shot out